liverhoney:

being self-aware fucking sucks i wish i was a cucumber

takemesomewheresouth:

labias:

I can’t wait to be married and wear my wedding ring all the time and tell everyone I’m married like it’s a personality trait

Hahaha truth😂

hplyrikz:

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”

— (via hplyrikz)

danthemedicman:

wildnreckless:

Thunderstorms and Hocus Pocus🕸🎃💀😍

Plus cuddles